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I'm a little shy specially with beautiful women, I really feel intimidated by them, hahaha... That's
why I'm here... I guess... I'm not proud to say this, but I've never had intimate relations before...
lol.
.. I'm on facebook, and my name is Ronald Alejandro Galindo Monroy. Horney ladies in louisiana
Body is really important for me... I like skinny, white, hispanic, asian, regular height, in their
20's or 30's.
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Impress me IF you can...
Impressing me is so not an easy task...think you can?...I highly doubt it but I'm listening...go ahead...try!.Either
you'll actually.....A. Suceed and woo me B. Give me material for a good laff or......C. Just piss
me off.
.. So think twice and speak once and watch out for that (close to invisible) line between humorous
& trollish it's real easy to cross and I hate to have to be mean.First impressions are like virgins
& sex you only get a first time once.
I however am not here to impress anyone. I come to chat with
my "friends" & aquaintances ....tease a troll or two and have a laff.Do not ask me if I wanna go pvt
with you the answer is NO! .
.. IF I want to go pvt with you, I'd let YOU know. And there are no exceptions.Do
not ask me if I have hoo .... I am not giving out my hoo to just anyone, and as long as I don't know
you, you are JUST ANYONE *smiles* ty in advance for not asking.
IF you got a tad of intelligence that's
a plus... more than a tad even better, and a great sense of humor will earn ya bonus points. Ohh and
reading the profile is worth a point too .
.. lol.However my "Impression" level requires quite a few
more points than that.Typos are ok I'm fluent in typonese myself, but if your completely illiterate
I'd suggest you get the hell outta chat and google a learn to spell program.
Rudeness, ignorance, ill
manners and flat out stupidity are inexcusable.Would you approach a girl in a public setting and ask
her if she wants to fuck? or if she's horny or wet? .
.. well maybe some guys would, and for the right
amount of money I s'pose with some girls you'd get lucky with that. I don't care if ...A. You got
a 12 inch cock.
.. thats a few too many inches more than I need so that doesn't impress me either...B.
You love to eat a girl out for hours & hours, buy a blow up doll cause I have ADD and repetitiveness
bores me.
C. You are hot and hard and sitting there with your hand on your cock, learn how to use it
and rub it out, jerk it off or pummel it...who cares just get over it.D. You THINK you can make me
wet.
.. if I wanna get wet I'll jump in the shower.If I come in the room and you ask if I wanna fuck,
my answer will be NO! but you are welcomed to go fuck yourself *smiles*.Don't ask me what I'm wearing,
Duhhh my clothes what else? *rolls eyes* .
.... do you really think SANE ppl dress up in miniskirts,
corsetts, stockings & heels JUST to get online? .... Anyway, now that I've given you a lil' to think
about before approaching me.
...... Have a great day *smile*JUST friends......Age, gender & sexual preferences
are irrelevant.I'm only interested in making friends. Not cyber partners, R/L or internet booty calls,
or friends w/ sexual benefits.
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Oh boy, the "essay portion" of my profile. I never really know exactly how to navigate this ever important
introduction area. First off, just as an update, I've lost 200 pounds in the last 2.5 years through
diet and excersize.
I dont say this to brag, just letting you know where I stand. Heheh. Also, the
pictures where I have a beard are older ones. My main photo was in November, and the one with the
blue tie is March 2009.
Ok, so, A little about me: I'm 30, in graphic design. Is it my dream job?
Nope, that would be filmmaking. However, I'm very happy doing what I do, and it's a totally unexpected,
pleasant surprise of a career choice.
I'm single, obviously. Why online dating? Well, I was a big
guy. And in SOuth FL things tend to be based on looks first, personality later.It's hard to get even
a conversation with a girl if you're not a hardbodied hottie.
Online, it helps to allow the personality
to be judged first, which is how it should be. Good sex can only be found, at least for me, with someone
who I connect to on a personality level.
Someone I respect.Plus, I'm a big fan of pillow talk and you
can't have pillow talk with someone you don't like. In fact, I usually just use sex to get pillow talk.
;) Hmmm, odd tangent there.
Uh...what else? Horney ladies in louisiana What am I looking for
in a partner...Well, I'm looking for sense of humor...followed by expendable bank account and a love
of travel.
But in all seriousness, I need someone with a quick wit or an appreciation of humor. I love
to laugh and she better love to as well.I'm also a movie freak...I don't need to be in bed with Roger
Ebert.
..but I like someone who appreciates movies and won't mind watching many. I prefer she's open,
and fun.No stick in the mud for me. I tend to be a little dirty, so if she has an open sense of humor,
that helps as well.
:) I'm good at censoring myself though, so that's not a HUGE requirement. All in
all, I just like to have a good time, and I want my partner to like that as well. And, well, she has
to LOVE to kiss.
As much as I love movies, and art, and reading...kissing is A number 1 on my list.It's
VERY important to me, and can tell you a LOT about a person. I'm looking for someone who likes to
laugh.
Who's open, and honest, and not the shy type. A girl with a good laugh and a good sense of humor
will make my day every day. I like girls who tend to be bold and go for what they want. You must also
like to talk and joke and see movies.
As for sex. That's not a bad thing either! In fact, I'm very
open to sex, so if you've been wiating this far to find out whether I'm a horny male, read no further,
you've found your man!
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I am an honest,ambitious,smart,good looking man living in central florida for about a year now originally
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Its safe to
say that i have alot of interests and not enough time to do it all.but I do my best to balance fun
and work.
Oh yeah and like so many of you, I enjoy sex very much and definetly dont have enough of
that right now.Im a good person with good morals just looking for some good clean fun.I can be a very
sensual lover or I can be a freaky .
I love to please and take great pleasure in watching a woman having
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I do tend to be picky and look for people who care for themselves as much
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who dont have huge heads about themselves.
Yes you are beautiful,but im good looking too and will not
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serious people only!Thank you and hope to have fun with you soon.
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About me huh? Well I am just a simple person really. Not much to tell. I love meeting new peopl and
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Bi-women or couples with a bi-woman. Similar to us.
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